Fat Bastard Chick Dip

Fat Bastard Chick Dip!  Honey Roasted Hickory Smoked Gourmet Sassy BBQ Sauce.  Serving Gourmet Excellence Since 1999.  WARNING:  Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated like spies until they demonstrate true knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo Wing clean.  A MALE COMMANDMENT:  It is permissible to order a fruity chick drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach…and it is delivered by a tal thin model…and it’s FREE!